Beltway Lobbyists Are Ready For Hillary

AP

THE POLITICO reports that Beltway lobbyists are fed up with President Obama’s alleged “disdain” for their profession and are eagerly awaiting the election of a president who will love them as they deserve to be loved: Hillary Clinton.

Romney’s Exit Paves the Way for Hillary

AP

Mitt Romney shocked the world—or rather, shocked the handful of people who obsessively follow politics—by toying with the idea of another presidential run. Then, on Friday, he proved a lot of eager pundits wrong by announcing that he wouldn’t run.

Romney’s decision to sit out 2016 is great news for Hillary Clinton, who is now the sole choice for voters in search of an old, out of touch, insanely wealthy, Wall Street-loving candidate with a history of failure.

5 Questions for Hillary Clinton

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Hillary Clinton is running for president, but she keeps pushing back the formal announcement of her campaign in order to avoid the public spotlight and earn as much easy money as she possibly can on the corporate speaking circuit. When she decides to stop kneeling the ball three times and then punting, and finally gets into the fray, here are some questions we’d like to ask her.