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PICTURES: Emily Ratajkowski is Feeling the Bern

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December 2, 2015

Further complicating the already tumultuous 2016 election cycle is the announcement by model Emily Ratajkowski, a muse of the Washington Free Beacon, that she is backing Bernie Sanders for president.

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If Ratajkowski asked me to vote for Bernie, I probably would.

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Seriously, how could you expect me to say no?

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"No Emily, I'm not going to vote for him. Please cover yourself up and get off that inflatable dragon goose."

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"Please, Emily, stop prattling on about the One Percent and leave the outdoor shower right this instant!"

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"Haven't you seen how much Bernie's plans would add to the deficit and tax burden on middle class families? And what are you doing in that tub? Must you be clean all the time?"

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You get the idea. I would basically do anything she asked. And you would too.

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Its okay, you can admit it.

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And Bernie should embrace this too—he can use this endorsement to his advantage by getting her out on the trail with him.

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She could bring her friends.

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Any of them would certainly be welcome on the Bernie bus.

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She is also a fabulous actress, and could possibly add a little flair to Bernie's campaign ads. She single-handedly turned the Blurred Lines music video into one of the best of all time.

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And she got hired by Carl's Jr., which only hires the best.

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If Bernie wants to beat Hillary, he needs to get this woman involved in the campaign NOW.

Published under: Bernie Sanders