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Bernie Sanders Is the High Sparrow From Game of Thrones

Hillary Clinton preparing for her walk of shame
May 20, 2016

If you've been following the Democratic primary and the past season and a half of HBO's Game of Thrones, you have seen a seemingly harmless yet essentially crazy old man leverage an even more passionate cult following into breaking the will of the ruling class.

That's because Bernie Sanders and the High Sparrow are the same person, and Bernie is doing to the former first lady of the United States just what the High Sparrow did to former Queen of the Seven Kingdoms.

Hillary Clinton jeered by cult members for her sins
Hillary Clinton being jeered by cult members for her sins

Just as the High Sparrow made Cersei Lannister take a walk of shame to confess her sins, Hillary Clinton has spent the past year changing her positions to appeal to the radical members of the Bernie cult.

Clinton has been shamed by the cult every step of the way. They even throw things at her because she pals around with rich people like George Clooney.

Game of Thrones and the Democratic primary are currently at the same stage.

Cersei, now free of the High Sparrow and in possession of a giant monster to do her bidding, thinks she has everything under control. Clinton, now in the final stages of the primary season with a commanding pledged delegate lead over Sanders, said on Thursday that there is "no way" she won't win.

My instincts tell me the High Sparrow/Bernie Sanders have other plans.

Bernie Sanders contemplates from the Great Sept
Bernie Sanders contemplates the race from insdie the Great Sept