Order Restored: USA Shakes Off ‘Obama Curse’ to Reclaim NBA Title from Canada on Trump’s Watch

Andrew Stiles
October 12, 2020 3:20 PM

Thanks to President Donald J. Trump's courageous leadership, the United States of America has reclaimed its rightful position as basketball hegemon. The U.S.-based Los Angeles Lakers won the NBA championship on Sunday, reclaiming the title from the Canada-based Toronto Raptors, whose 2019 victory was tainted by the suspected meddling of disgraced former president Barack Obama.

Trump Signs USMCA, ‘Ending the NAFTA Nightmare’; Key Democrats Not Invited

Reuters
January 29, 2020 6:10 PM

President Donald Trump on Wednesday signed a new North American trade agreement during an outdoor ceremony at the White House attended by about 400 guests - but not the key Democrats who helped secure congressional passage of the deal.

Iran Says Its Forces Shot Down Passenger Plane Due to Human Error

Reuters
January 11, 2020 12:28 AM

DUBAI (Reuters) - Iran said on Saturday it unintentionally shot down a Ukrainian passenger plane killing 176 people on board due to human error, after initially denying it brought down the plane in the tense aftermath of Iranian missile strikes on U.S. targets in Iraq.

Media Blame Trump for Deadly ‘Plane Crash’ in Iran

U.S. journalists continue to lash out while grieving the loss of Gen. Qassem Soleimani

Andrew Stiles
January 10, 2020 2:35 PM

American journalists continue to behave erratically as they mourn the loss of Iranian general Qassem Soleimani. The U.S. media establishment, as well as the Democratic Party, is currently going out of its way to blame President Donald Trump for the "plane crash" that killed 176 passengers aboard a Ukrainian International Airline flight leaving Tehran.

Blackface Aficionado Justin Trudeau DESTROYED By Adorable Schoolgirl

'But did you paint your nose and your hands brown?'

Andrew Stiles
October 9, 2019 2:45 PM

Canadian prime minister Justin Trudeau is still struggling to contain the scandal that erupted after he admitted to wearing blackface and brownface costumes on multiple occasions in the past.

RACIST, EH? 19 Times Justin Trudeau Wore a Costume WITHOUT Blackface

The Canadian prime minister's racism scandal, explained

Andrew Stiles
September 19, 2019 2:25 PM

Canada prime minister Justin Trudeau is apologizing "profoundly" in response to revelations that he wore "blackface" or "brownface" or "face-darkening makeup," if you prefer, on at least three occasions in the past.

Former Canadian PM Apologizes for ‘Rooting’ for Hurricane to Hit Mar-a-Lago

Told those offended to 'Get a grip!'

Alex Griswold
August 30, 2019 1:10 PM

Former Canadian prime minister Kim Campbell apologized Friday for a tweet that made light of Hurricane Dorian and expressed hope that it would hit President Donald Trump's Mar-A-Lago resort in Florida.

Canadian Man Gets 26 Years for Conspiracy to Kill U.S. Soldiers

Iraqi national played a role in death of five Americans

Mary Lou Lang
June 19, 2019 1:05 PM

A Canadian citizen and Iraqi national was sentenced to 26 years in prison for conspiring to kill U.S. soldiers in Iraq. He played a role in the death of five American servicemen.

THANKS, OBAMA: America Humiliated as Injury-Ravaged Warriors Dethroned by CANADA

Defending champs fail to overcome 'Obama Curse'

Andrew Stiles
June 14, 2019 11:19 AM

America just lost to Canada. Take a moment to let that sink in. That really happened. The Toronto Raptors knocked off the defending champion Golden State Warriors in Game 6 of the NBA finals on Thursday. The national humiliation was compounded by the fact that the Raptors celebrated their victory on American soil at Oracle Arena in Oakland.

NATIONAL SHAME: Canadian Team Poised to Win NBA Finals After Obama Meddling

Andrew Stiles
June 10, 2019 11:28 AM

The Toronto Raptors, a Canadian basketball team, are just one win away from an NBA title after pulling off a second road upset of the defending champion Golden State Warriors. Canadian Prime Minister Justin Trudeau is pretty pleased with himself.