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Supremely Progressive: Iran Becomes First Nation in World History Led by Gay Amputee
Representation matters now more than ever
Democrats Condemn Islamophobia After 'ISIS-Inspired' Nuts Hurl Homemade Bombs in NYC
Mayor Zohran Mamdani praises very fine people who didn't shout 'Allahu Akbar' while trying to murder people in the name of ISIS
Exclusive: Graham Platner's Crisis PR Handbook Hints at Trouble Still To Come
It could happen (and keep happening) to anyone
WATCH: Shoddy AI-Generated Campaign Ad Raises Questions About Jasmine Crockett's Competence
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Guest Column: I'm Also a Victim of Zionist Aggression and Islamophobia. Where Are My Encampments?
Iran's supreme leader decries apathy of student activists as regime fights off colonial agitators
EXCLUSIVE: Meet Brad Lander’s Top Choice for Campaign Communications Director
We obtained the candidate's cover letter, complete with land acknowledgments and other apologies
Bombshell Report: Crockett Charged with Assaulting Police Officer in 2022
Loudmouthed Texas Democrat announces U.S. Senate run after taking money from Jeffrey Epstein
Gavin Newsom's Twisted 'Crotch Clench' Sparks Concern, Baffles Experts
Greasy gov dishonors America with 'testicle-crushing' pose
Exclusive: The Truth About the Global Plot Against Candace Owens, as Told By the Plotters Themselves
It's even worse that you thought