Good news. There's no need to watch any more speeches made by President Obama.
When he starts to speak, you know in advance he'll tell you it's great to be back in whatever town he's in.
He'll advise you to have a seat (twice) and appreciate the introduction from his fellow Democrat.
He'll certainly love you back.
He'll recommend building more roads and bridges, think the economy grows from the middle out, insist the wealthy have to "pay their fair share," blame Republicans in Congress for his problems and encourage you to vote rather than boo.