Nickname(s): Bubba, Slick Willy, Big Dog, Mr. Rodham, Wild Bill, Intern Wrangler, Cigar Aficionado, Inhaler in Chief, The Big C— from Little Rock
Known associates: Hillary Clinton, Vince Foster, Monica Lewinsky, Gennifer Flowers, Juanita Broaddrick, Kathleen Willey, Yasser Arafat, Ted Kennedy, Ron Burkle, Marc Rich, Ed Buck, Harvey Weinstein, Jeffrey Epstein, Ghislaine Maxwell, Prince Andrew, Elizabeth Holmes, Sam Bankman-Fried
Occupation: Disbarred former attorney, impeached former president of the United States, public speaker, husband
Background: Attorney general of Arkansas, governor of Arkansas, 42nd president of the United States, founder of the Clinton Foundation
Accomplishments: NAFTA, the Violent Crime Control and Law Enforcement Act of 1994 (crime bill), the Personal Responsibility and Work Opportunity Reconciliation Act of 1996 (welfare reform), the Illegal Immigration Reform and Immigrant Responsibility Act of 1996, the Defense of Marriage Act of 1996, the Gramm–Leach–Bliley Act of 1999 (repeal of Glass-Steagall), second U.S. president in history to be impeached.
Failures: Somalia, Rwanda, Osama bin Laden, Ruth Bader Ginsburg, Al Gore, Hillary
Hates freedom? Yes
Why/how? Tried to destroy America by making his wife president
Claim to shame: He might be the only person to have flown on both “Air F— One” (Democratic donor Ron Burkle’s private jet) and “The Lolita Express” (Democratic donor Jeffrey Epstein’s private jet).
Fun fact: Clinton reportedly said the following about former president Barack Obama: 1) “A few years ago, this guy would have been carrying our bags,” 2) “Obama doesn’t know how to be president; he doesn’t know how the world works,” and 3) “He’s luckier than a dog with two dicks.”
What’s next? Lying in state at the U.S. Capitol