ADVERTISEMENT

REJOICE: The Worst Candidate of 2014 Has Lost

Crucial 30-point threshold within reach?

November 4, 2014

Facebook spouse and worst candidate of 2014 Sean Eldridge has conceded defeat to Republican Chris Gibson in New York's 19th Congressional district. According to CNN, Eldridge trails by 26 points with nearly 75 percent of precincts reporting:

Screen Shot 2014-11-04 at 11.31.51 PM

Unfortunately, this is still short of the 30-point threshold required to preserve the American Dream. Dare to believe, patriots.

Eldridge lost despite donating almost $3 million of his rich husband's money to his own campaign.