Politics

Donald Trump Won the Debate

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As predicted by some of the top experts, Donald Trump easily dominated the competition at the second Republican primary debate. Trump stood tall like one of his iconic towers on stage at the Reagan Library in California, and flung zingers like the Goliath's mighty spear, only this time Goliath won because all the puny David's bent on his destruction weren't allowed to cheat or play dirty like a little b****.

In addition to making Rand Paul cower in fear, Trump's memorable debate moments include the time when he outlined his vision for America (he'll make it great again, greater than you would ever believe) and these epic bro fives…

…with Ben Carson…

…and Jeb Bush.

 

Trump said a lot of words at the debate, and they contributed significantly to his runaway victory. However, the real star of the debate was The Donald's face and, obviously, his hair, which was exceedingly immaculate and real.

 

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See if you can tell the difference:

 

 

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And then there was his face, which he used to display a tremendous array of emotions and ideas.

Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump responds to former Arkansas Gov. Mike Huckabee's closing remarks during the first Republican presidential debate at the Quicken Loans Arena Thursday, Aug. 6, 2015, in Cleveland, as Jeb Bush laughs. (AP Photo/Andrew Harnik)

Trump made a lot of faces. Here are some of the best.

Republican presidential candidate Donald Trump responds to former Arkansas Gov. Mike Huckabee's closing remarks during the first Republican presidential debate at the Quicken Loans Arena Thursday, Aug. 6, 2015, in Cleveland, as Jeb Bush laughs. (AP Photo/Andrew Harnik)

Some of the classiest faces, like you wouldn't believe.

He won. Trump did. Because of his face.