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Horny Joe Strikes Again

Biden, 81, warned FBI agents searching his house about 'risqué pictures' of Dr. Jill in a bikini

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March 13, 2024

Last month we learned President Joe Biden likes to brag about having lots of "good sex" with his wife, Dr. Jill Biden, Ed.D. Good for him? Not exactly. Our analysis found that Biden's obsession with wife sex could be a symptom of severe cognitive decline.

This week new details emerged suggesting the 81-year-old president is indeed suffering from "hypersexuality." According to the National Institute on Aging (NIA), this condition occurs when "people with Alzheimer’s disease are overly interested in sex."

The recently released transcript of Biden's interviews with Robert Hur, the special counsel who investigated the president's mishandling of classified documents, includes several examples of Biden expressing an unusual interest in sex and sexual organs, as well as numerous instances of what the NIA describes as "memory loss and confusion."

During an interview on Oct. 8, 2023, when most world leaders were still grappling with the Hamas massacre of Israeli civilians, Biden was boasting about how good Dr. Jill, 72, looks in a bikini. "You left everything in place," Biden told Hur regarding the FBI's search of his Delaware lake house. "I just hope you didn’t find any risqué pictures of my wife in a bathing suit. Which you probably did. She’s beautiful."

Biden frequently drifted off topic during the interviews with Hur, who described the president in his Feb. 8 investigative report as an "elderly man with a poor memory" who "willfully retained and disclosed classified materials" but would almost certainly be acquitted by a jury that would find him "sympathetic" and "well-meaning."

At one point, according to the transcript, Biden recounted a 2011 trip to Mongolia during which he shot a bow and arrow and "hit the goddamn target" from hundreds of yards away. (Fact check: This did not happen. The White House released a video of the trip that shows Biden firing an arrow into an empty field.) Biden also mentioned, seemingly out of nowhere, his brief career as a lawyer in the early 1970s when he represented a construction worker who "lost part of his penis and one of his testicles."

Biden has a long history of behaving in a sexually aggressive manner toward women and men alike. In addition to being credibly accused of sexual assault by former aide Tara Reade, the notoriously handsy Democrat was forced to publicly atone for failing to respect the "boundaries" of "personal space." Alas, his behavior since taking office suggests Biden is incapable of respecting these boundaries, whether it be embracing female celebrities for way too long or ogling the biceps of male companions.

Cognitively impaired individuals suffering from hypersexuality "may masturbate a lot and try to seduce others," according to the experts at the NIA, who suggest giving these individuals "more attention and reassurance" in order to meet their "emotional needs." If that doesn't work, medication could be necessary to control a dementia patient's sexual urges.

Biden has exhibited other common symptoms of Alzheimer's and dementia, such as increased anger and agitation. Axios reported last year that White House aides "try to avoid meeting alone" with the president lest they be subjected to his "quick-trigger temper" and expletive-filled rants.