Free Beacon Biff Diddle

Biff Diddle is the Washington Free Beacon ombudsman. He is also a successful entrepreneur, notorious womanizer, and self-published thought leader. In his spare time, he enjoys playing pinochle, building his own rocket launchers, and listening to experimental jazz. He resides in an undisclosed location.


Biff Diddle's Top Predictions for 2023

Things have not gotten as stupid as they are going to get

An Apology to Our Readers

Free Beacon ombudsman addresses concerns over 'Biden Senior Moments' video series

The Liberal Media Owe the Free Beacon an Apology

Give us the credit we deserve for our early reporting on AOC-Elon Musk saga

Tits and Class: A Message to Our Readers

The Free Beacon will NEVER apologize for loving Kate Upton

Slouching Athwart History, Selling Slop

REVIEW: 'Combat Journalism: Ten Years of the Washington Free Beacon'

Free Beacon Poetry Café Presents: 'What Is a Woman?'

Published in honor of Ketanji Brown Jackson's SCOTUS confirmation