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'We Are in Chains': Florida Socialist Angie Nixon Rants Against 'False Capitalistic American Dream,' Praises Marxist Cop-Killer on CAIR Speech Circuit
Nixon, Florida's Democratic Senate nominee, praised CAIR as the 'right vehicles' to secure electoral victories for the party during fundraising events for the pro-Hamas advocacy group
Colorado Dem Running for Congress on Housing Affordability Sells Luxury Aspen Homes for Tens of Millions
Dwayne Romero, whose own house is worth up to $25 million, has accused 'Wall Street behemoths' of driving up rent while holding positions with BlackRock, Blackstone, and Airbnb
Dem Congressman Backed COVID Grant for Company in Which He Disclosed Stock Options While Serving on City Council: Gabe Vasquez Now Says the Stock 'Had No Value'
New Mexico's Gabe Vasquez helped the company secure up to $50,000 in taxpayer funds while disclosing the options
Michigan Democratic House Candidate Called Fatal Baltimore Bridge Collapse a 'Climate Activist's Dream' (and Praised the Houthis) in Bizarre Podcast
William Lawrence, a former Democratic Socialist, held up the collapse of the Francis Scott Key Bridge as an example of 'economic protest against fossil power'
No Child Left Inside: Obama Elementary School Shuttered Over 'Mold Growth,' Rat Infestation
Conditions described as 'perfect awful soup' are merely the latest indignity to befall a place of learning named after the 44th president
Soros-Funded Fake News Site Falsely Identified Abdul El-Sayed as 'Veteran' in Mailer Sent to Michigan Voters
The 'Michigan Independent' is part of a left-wing network of purported local media outlets that target voters with partisan messaging
Roy Cooper Secretly Consulted With Dr. Fauci Days Before Delaying North Carolina School Reopening Decision, Diary Shows
Cooper did not disclose the conversation when he announced the delay, which Fauci recommended
Arkansas Senate Candidate Running as Working-Class Farmer Is Worth Up to $3.1 Million and Holds Position in Family Trust, Records Show
Democrat Hallie Shoffner has called herself a farmer for her 'entire life' but spent her 20s working for liberal nonprofits
Bitter Clingers: Democrats Determined To Stay Woke
'They're never going to change,' pollster observes as midterm candidates double down on toxic lunacy
Pay for Pray: Black Pastor Paid $82,500 by Abdul El-Sayed Will Host Him at 'Clergy Round Table' as Democrat Struggles With Black Voters
'Lord help this man win,' pastor Horace Sheffield said on the radio, without disclosing he'd been receiving thousands in 'consulting fees' from El-Sayed