Free Beacon Biff Diddle
Biff Diddle is the Washington Free Beacon ombudsman. He is also a successful entrepreneur, notorious womanizer, and self-published thought leader. In his spare time, he enjoys playing pinochle, building his own rocket launchers, and listening to experimental jazz. He resides in an undisclosed location.
We Are All CNN: The Free Beacon Will Never Abandon Our Fellow Journalists In Their Time of Need
This is literally how democracy dies
I'm a Home Defense Expert. Here's Why You Shouldn't Try To Rape Your Burglar.
Graham Platner's cavalier approach to confronting home intruders is frowned upon in academic circles
EXCLUSIVE: Free Beacon Debuts LeMay Awards to Keep Pace With New York Times
Prestige media is a cutthroat business, and we won't get left behind
Exclusive: The Truth About the Global Plot Against Candace Owens, as Told By the Plotters Themselves
It's even worse that you thought
Part 2: How I Found Out My Journalist Side Piece Was Cheating on Me With Her Fiancé Again
Finding the love poems
How I Found Out My Journalist Side Piece Was Cheating on Me With Her Fiancé
An exclusive excerpt from 'American Lamento: Savage Tendrils of the Hollow Beast'
OMBUDSMAN: All Staff Must Resign After Free Beacon Editor Sells Out for Lamestream Glory
Eliana Johnson threatens the personal safety of her employees
A Poem to Commemorate the 80th Anniversary of the Atomic Bombing of Hiroshima
May we all be worthy of the lasting peace secured by its destruction
