The porn-crazed animals of the Islamic State have called on "everyone who can" within their global terrorist network to attack next year's Miss Universe pageant in the Philippines.
This call from ISIS should be met with an immediate shock and awe campaign that exceeds anything the universe has ever seen. No bomb should be spared in the effort, no bullet reserved.
The threat on the pageant—a showcase of the grace, intellect, and beauty of the globe's finest women—is the last piece of evidence needed to prove that the only acceptable strategy of defeating ISIS is to "keep on killing them until you kill the last one and then kill his pet goat."
What kind of monster threatens the likes of Pia Wurtzbach, the current crown-holder who will be present at the pageant and has used her sex appeal to bring awareness to the worldwide AIDS epidemic?
Wurtzbach, who handled Steve Harvey's flub in the classiest way possible, deserves to be protected from the ills that this cruel world has to offer.
Summer ❤️ this is where I belong 🌞
A photo posted by Pia Alonzo Wurtzbach (@piawurtzbach) on
Pia has been a champion for issues such as gender equality. Unfortunately, this important issue has been ignored by other powerful women such as Hillary Clinton, who has done terrible things to some of the world's most vulnerable females and also is known for paying women less than she pays men.
Pia, pictured here with Miss United States Olivia Jordan, is among the best the world has to offer.
And it's not just Pia we are concerned about. Consider Jordan, a superb lady from Oklahoma who loves peace.
Superb is an understatement.
She has over 400,000 Instagram followers and deserves every single one of them.
The ISIS threat against girls like Olivia is a threat on girls anywhere. Olivia represented the United States last year, but she could have been any of these fellow Americans she competed against.
A photo posted by Olivia Jordan | MissUSA 2015 (@theoliviajordan) on
ISIS has also implicitly targeted many of Olivia's friends, who all Americans would surely be proud to see represent the United States at next year's pageant.
The Miss Universe pageant is a great opportunity for talented women to gain notoriety and launch their careers.
Colombian Ariadna Gutierrez, for example, is the woman who was wrongly named Miss Universe by Steve Harvey.
She now has a starring role in xXx: The Return of Xander Cage, the highly anticipated Vin Diesel blockbuster.
Thank god for the Miss Universe pageant, which introduced us to Miss Colombia.
The threat against the Miss Universe pageant should be the straw that breaks the camel's back—a back that should have been broken long ago.
I almost bought this shirt that was being sold outside the Republican Convention in Cleveland. With any luck, it won't have to be sold in Manila outside of Miss Universe because ISIS will have already been destroyed.
Protect our girls.