Darren Aronofsky Films, Ranked by Unpleasantness (New Substandard!)

In the latest episode of the Substandard (subscribe, review, whatever, it don’t matter, none of this matters) we talked a lot about ice cream and then a lot about movies we hated, or movies we loved but never wanted to see again, or … I dunno, JVL had a bunch of categories. You’ll have to listen to find out.

Anyway, since I love ranking things and you love ranking things and then we love to fight about the rankings of things, I figured since the episode is kinda-sorta about Darren Aronofsky’s latest, mother! I’d rank his films. Sounds like fun, right? RIGHT? Pour yourself a stiff one and then step on in to my parade of sadness.