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Snow Bunnies of the Polar Vortex

Winter Advisory
January 6, 2014

Emotions aren’t the only things that are bitter among climate alarmists. The polar vortex that’s plunging temperatures to decade lows has brought the nation to a standstill, with half the country whining and the other half coming up with the worst puns evah. Despite the brutal conditions, the news cycle rolls on, and America needs her intrepid reporters to make snow-angels and tell the world that it is, indeed, balls cold.

All that legal tree being sparked up in Colorado hasn't not affected the state's temperature. Lauren Whitney has the report.
Lauren Whitney

The arctic landscape of the centennial state  is foreign territory for the former Sundevil.

Lauren Whitney Twitter
Lauren Whitney Twitter

It's not much better in Utah. KUTV's Brooke Graham took one for the team by reporting in cold temperatures, even though she's fainted in cold weather in the past. I happily took Brooke's request and edited her spill to Pitbull's "Timber." As a consumer of the bull's Eau de toilette for men, I am happy to oblige. Hope you like it, Brooke!

She's fared better reporting from sunny Los Angeles.

Brooke Graham Instagram
Brooke Graham Instagram

Veteran weather reporter Danielle Vollmar is no stranger to inclement weather. But reporting from a beach during  a blizzard when you have to dodge both sand and snow takes the game to a whole new level.
Danielle Vollmar

She's all professionalism.

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Danielle Vollmar Facebook

Winter weather is a critical component of football's mystique. Fox Sports reporter Molly McGrath had a front row seat for the December game where Philly's Shady McCoy rushed a franchise-record 217 yards.
Molly McGrath

McGrath breaks the WFB records.

Molly McGrath Instagram
Molly McGrath Instagram

However, let us all bow down to McGrath's colleague Erin Andrews, who's handled both the brutal temps and the brutal ratings for her hosted-college football show with class and professionalism.
Erin Andrews

Erin's a marquee celebrity, and to her credit she continues to venture into the Tundra every NFL post-season, when she could take a well-deserved vacation.
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Think about it Erin. St. Tropez needs some man-on-the-street reporting too.

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