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In Bold Move, Clinton Compares Trump to Litany of Film Heroes

American Hero or GREATEST American Hero? Hard to say tbh.
October 17, 2016

I have to say, I'm a bit surprised by the latest campaign ad from Hillary Clinton. Here it is:

Look, I'm not a professional campaign strategist. I don't know what appeals to voters and what sort of messages work for politicians trying to overcome the stigma of being detested by a broad swath of the American electorate. But I do think it's ... odd, to say the least, that Hillary would compare Donald Trump to a series of beloved heroes from films past.

I mean, do we really think it's bad to compare Donald Trump to entrepreneurs who create jobs

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or overworked and underpaid social workers trying to get a handle on society's mental health issues

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or high school kids tormented by "violent sociopaths" who blow into town and steal the girlfriends from the locals

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or area sports stars tormented by freaks who can literally turn into storybook monsters

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or teenaged girls who are poisoned by their supposed "friend" as some sort of sick revenge plot

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or ... well, okay, Farkus is a bad dude.

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I dunno, maybe I'm looking at this all wrong. It just seems to me that the Hillary campaign could find actual villains to compare Trump to. Like racist "rebels" (wink wink, amirite; might as well put the Stars and Bars on the Falcon) who go around blowing up government office buildings in space?