This Is What The Swamp Looks Like

Washington Post columnist's birthday Zoom call boasts elite guest list

Andrew Stiles
July 6, 2020 12:20 PM

The political and media professionals who populate our nation's capital don't like it when normal people use words like "swamp" and "incestuous" to describe their hometown and the lucrative industries that dominate it. It's horribly unfair to all the hardworking liberal elites who risk it all every day to shout questions at the president and draft legislation to expand tax credits for solar panels.

DC, Park Police Protect Lincoln Statue From Protesters

Elizabeth Matamoros
June 26, 2020 10:00 AM

Washington D.C. police on Thursday protected the Emancipation Memorial in Lincoln Park from protesters who earlier in the week vowed to tear down the statue.

Journos Against Freedom: Media Elites Air Grievances, Conspiracy Theories in Response to Fireworks

Andrew Stiles
June 22, 2020 3:45 PM

With July 4 fast approaching, fireworks are going off in major cities across the country. Our nation's journalists are all over this important story—no, not by doing actual journalism to discover the truth. Rather, they're posting complaints and conspiracy theories on Twitter.

Residents Complain D.C.’s Police Department Creating Bottleneck for Handgun Purchases

Experts warn city could face new Second Amendment lawsuits

Stephen Gutowski
June 15, 2020 4:59 AM

The only federally licensed firearms dealer open to the public in Washington, D.C., is the police department and local residents tell the Washington Free Beacon that legally obtaining a handgun has become nearly impossible due to the department's inaction.

GREAT AGAIN: Nationals Become 2nd DC Sports Franchise to Win Title on Trump’s Watch

Andrew Stiles
October 31, 2019 10:35 AM

The Washington Nationals on Wednesday night defeated the Houston Astros to win the World Series and become the second Washington, D.C., sports franchise to win a title on President Donald J. Trump's watch. The team's victory marks yet another accomplishment for Trump that his predecessor, Barack H. Obama, was never able to achieve in his eight years of failed leadership.

Nationals Lose After Fans Boo Historically Successful President and Terrorist Assassin

Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi is dead and so are the Nats' chances of ever winning a title

Andrew Stiles
October 28, 2019 2:00 PM

The Washington Nationals lost a third consecutive World Series home game on Sunday in front of a sellout crowd of lobbyists and political consultants, a defeat that all but obliterates the team's hopes of lifting the Commissioner's Trophy and bringing a sliver of joy to the dreary lives of Washington, D.C., residents.

More Than One-Fifth of Newsroom Employees Live in NYC, L.A., D.C.

David Rutz
October 27, 2019 5:00 AM

More than one-fifth of all U.S. newsroom employees live in the liberal strongholds of New York City, Los Angeles, and Washington, D.C., according to a newly published report.

Libs Owned Again: D.C. Journalism Museum to Close Amid Financial Difficulties

Democracy dies from lack of funding

Andrew Stiles
October 2, 2019 3:40 PM

The Newseum, a self-congratulatory monument to the media located in our nation's capital, will close at the end of the year amid longstanding financial difficulties, proving once again that President Donald J. Trump cannot stop winning and will never stop owning the libs.

Thief Takes McAuliffe’s Car, Leaves His Book

McAuliffe disappointed he 'didn't think to grab a few copies'

Nic Rowan
September 24, 2019 10:05 AM

Former Virginia governor Terry McAuliffe's car was stolen in Washington, D.C. while he was eating lunch on Monday, but when the car was recovered he was disappointed to find that the thief wasn't interested in reading his book.

Rich Libs in Posh D.C. Suburb Freak Out Over Affordable Housing Proposal

"Just because others flee crime-ridden and poverty-stricken areas doesn’t mean Montgomery County has to be turned into a slum to accommodate them"

Andrew Stiles
August 5, 2019 2:00 PM

Residents of one of the wealthiest, most liberal counties in the United States are freaking out over a measure to increase the availability of affordable housing in the area — yet another example of how rich liberals readily abandon their alleged commitment to social and economic justice when given the opportunity to actually follow through on said commitment in their own backyard.