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GREAT AGAIN: Nationals Become 2nd DC Sports Franchise to Win Title on Trump’s Watch

The Washington Nationals on Wednesday night defeated the Houston Astros to win the World Series and become the second Washington, D.C., sports franchise to win a title on President Donald J. Trump's watch. The team's victory marks yet another accomplishment for Trump that his predecessor, Barack H. Obama, was never able to achieve in his eight years of failed leadership.

Nationals Lose After Fans Boo Historically Successful President and Terrorist Assassin

Abu Bakr al-Baghdadi is dead and so are the Nats' chances of ever winning a title

The Washington Nationals lost a third consecutive World Series home game on Sunday in front of a sellout crowd of lobbyists and political consultants, a defeat that all but obliterates the team's hopes of lifting the Commissioner's Trophy and bringing a sliver of joy to the dreary lives of Washington, D.C., residents.

Thief Takes McAuliffe’s Car, Leaves His Book

McAuliffe disappointed he 'didn't think to grab a few copies'

Former Virginia governor Terry McAuliffe's car was stolen in Washington, D.C. while he was eating lunch on Monday, but when the car was recovered he was disappointed to find that the thief wasn't interested in reading his book.

Rich Libs in Posh D.C. Suburb Freak Out Over Affordable Housing Proposal

"Just because others flee crime-ridden and poverty-stricken areas doesn’t mean Montgomery County has to be turned into a slum to accommodate them"

Residents of one of the wealthiest, most liberal counties in the United States are freaking out over a measure to increase the availability of affordable housing in the area — yet another example of how rich liberals readily abandon their alleged commitment to social and economic justice when given the opportunity to actually follow through on said commitment in their own backyard.

Washington Post Publication Mislabels Segregationists as Republicans

The error follows Democratic candidate Joe Biden's controversial comments on the 'civility' of his relationships with segregationists

The Express, a free daily newspaper published by the Washington Post, wrongly identified segregationist Democratic senators James Eastland and Herman Talmadge as Republicans in a Friday issue.

Suit: Washington AG Colluded with Unions

Think tank says Trump opponent redacted emails to cover up coziness with labor groups

Washington State Attorney General Bob FergusonWashington Attorney General Bob Ferguson tried to cover up his office's collusion with labor unions after a think tank asked for public records about their communications, according to a lawsuit.