Sports

Underachieving NBA Owner Ignores ‘Obama Curse,’ Seeks Advice From Former POTUS

Wizards fans should temper their expectations for upcoming season

Ted Leonsis, owner of the Washington Wizards, a perennially underachieving NBA franchise that has only made the playoffs four times in nine seasons under his ownership, and has never advanced beyond the conference semi-finals, continues to make questionable decisions in a effort to build a winning team.

2020 Candidates as March Madness Mascots

March Madness is upon us. Unfortunately, so is the Democratic primary. Both are tournaments of sorts, involving lots of drama and heartache, casts of colorful characters, and tedious commentary. Both involve varying degrees of capitalism and meritocracy. Neither March Madness nor the Democratic primary are very important, in the grand scheme of things, because we already know the outcome. Duke is going to win, and Donald Trump will be president in 2021.