Op-Ed by Donald J. Trump, 45th President of the United States of America
Very unfair what is happening to Andrew Cuomo, Democrat governor of the Great State of New York. We've had our disagreements in the past, but I know a Witch Hunt when I see one (Russia, Russia, Russia!). I hear the Radical Left wants to impeach him, just like Crazy Nancy and Cryin' Chuck tried to impeach Trump. I survived, twice, and so can Governor Cuomo.
If I were advising the Governor, I would tell him to look into the massive fraud in Queens County—Forensic audit? Where are the servers? Regarding impeachment, I would tell him to "relax." He is not so different from Trump. We're proud New Yorkers. We've been accused of "literally killing people." We're admired for our good looks and sexual prowess, a powerful gift that is also a curse. We've been targeted by false accusations, attacked by "lightweight" politicians in our own party.
For many years, I thought Crooked (Hillary) was the most corrupt politician in America. That was before I learned about New York Attorney General Letitia James. Like her phony Trump investigations, the AG's so-called "report" on the Governor has all the markings of a Witch Hunt. Many of these women, for example, are simply too ugly to be "harassed." They lie because they want money or attention. I'm sure Andrew would agree.
The key to surviving a Democrat Impeachment Hoax is, in my experience, having done absolutely nothing wrong in the first place. Imagine my surprise that Crazy Nancy and "the Squad" would waste everyone's time over one of the most beautiful phone calls ever made. (Even the Ukrainian president said it was PERFECT.) Acquitted for life! Rich people like to say the first million dollars is the hardest; it gets much easier after that. The same could be said about impeachment. The second time was a distraction from the rigged election that I won by A LOT. Acquitted for life, again!
I have a long history of opposing perverts in New York, but it saddens me to see Governor Cuomo being compared to real scumbags like Bill Clinton and Anthony Weiner. First and foremost, he did nothing wrong! The losers and haters who want to impeach him are the same Radical Left Democrats who tried to impeach Trump. They won't succeed, but even if they do, I hereby pledge to fully pardon the Governor for all crimes—past, present, and future—as soon as I am reinstated as legitimate commander in chief of this wonderful Country.
Donald J. Trump is an Ivy League graduate, successful business magnate, and 45th president of the United States. He is arguably the "most successful leader" in American history, apart from MAYBE Abraham Lincoln, based on what people are saying.