As Hillary Clinton's Mystery Machine van drove into Monticello, Iowa, on Tuesday, the assembled media turned into a crazed, sprinting horde resembling a crowd of Justin Bieber fans.
It's only going to get worse. Twitter onlookers reported the proceedings were "sad" to watch.
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Embarrassing. Reporters chase after Hillary's Scooby van. https://t.co/4miinTe9WU
— Free Beacon (@FreeBeacon) April 14, 2015
In other news, a Dallas affiliate reported a two-minute segment last night because a random woman penned a Facebook post saying a female should not be president.