Ladies and Gentlemen, The Media Covering Hillary Clinton’s Presidential Campaign

As Hillary Clinton's Mystery Machine van drove into Monticello, Iowa, on Tuesday, the assembled media turned into a crazed, sprinting horde resembling a crowd of Justin Bieber fans.

It's only going to get worse. Twitter onlookers reported the proceedings were "sad" to watch.

In other news, a Dallas affiliate reported a two-minute segment last night because a random woman penned a Facebook post saying a female should not be president.