The Democratic Party has groomed some of the most prolific perverts in American history: Franklin D. Roosevelt, John F. Kennedy, Lyndon B. Johnson, Ted Kennedy, Chris Dodd, Mel Reynolds, Bill Clinton, John Edwards, Barney Frank, Anthony Weiner, Eric Massa, Al Franken, John Conyers Jr., Katie Hill, Cal Cunningham, Ed Buck, Harvey Weinstein, Jeffrey Epstein, Ghislaine Maxwell, Hunter Biden, and Barack Obama, to name a few.
That puts a lot of pressure on younger generations of Democrat perverts. The bar is exceedingly high (and rock hard) for up-and-coming liberal deviants hoping to penetrate the ranks of these iconic pervs. And yet the younger generations always find a way to gag their haters, grope their way through adversity, and finish on top. Among the Democrats who planted their pervert flags in 2023:
• Aidan Maese-Czeropski, a legistlative aide to Sen. Ben Cardin (D., Md.), filmed a backdoor sex romp on Sen. Amy Klobuchar's (D., Minn.) desk in the same hearing room where Christine Blasey Ford falsely accused Brett Kavanaugh of sexual assault.
• Demetre Daskalakis, the Biden's administration's monkeypox czar, wore bondage gear at a taxpayer-funded seminar sponsored by pharmaceutical giant Gilead, and discussed how to safely enjoy "kinks, barebacking, fetish, BDSM, Chemex, group sex, bathhouses/sex clubs, porn, consent, and more."
• Sam Brinton, the non-binary "genderfluid" weirdo who served as the Biden administration's top expert on nuclear waste and hosted regular "kink parties" at a Washington, D.C., sex dungeon, was finally brought to justice after repeatedly pilfering suitcases full of women's clothing at airports.
• Damon Lawner, an eccentric hippie sex freak, made headlines by revealing that Hunter Biden had been a member of his exclusive sex club, "Snctm," where members pay as much as $75,000 per year for access to the 6,500-square-foot complex that includes a "built-in sex swing."
• Susanna Gibson, a Virginia Democrat, saw her state delegate campaign go splat after media outlets exposed her side hustle as an amateur porn star. Gibson and her husband performed on Chaturbate.com under the username HotWifeExperience, where they solicited money from viewers who wanted to watch her pee or engage in buttplay.
God bless these Democrat perverts. They are Washington Free Beacon Men of the Year for not only distinguishing themselves in such a crowded field, but also for clarifying the stakes of the 2024 election. Voters who prefer low taxes and a good economy should vote Republican, obviously. Voters who enjoy being governed by sick freaks should vote for the other party.