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Viva Las Vegas 2016

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October 30, 2013

Despite millions of dollars spent on navel gazing, Republicans still haven't found a way to reestablish their brand. But we may finally have found a splendid first step.

Las Vegas, Nevada.

The Republican National Committee needs to embrace Nevada Lt. Governor Brian Krolicki’s proposal to host the 2016 party convention in Sin City.

The RNC could host different nights of the convention at different Vegas attractions.

The first day of the convention could begin outdoors at Wet Republic's legendary pool party.

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Wet Republic Facebook

Delegates can vote on the party's platform while getting real-time feedback from young, patriotic Americans.

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Wet Republic Facebook

Marquee would be the best venue for the convention's keynote speech.

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Marquee Facebook

As you can tell by listening to Avicii's set below, the acoustics of the venue give speakers a true sense of gravitas.

In fact, you could contract DJs to perform sets as delegates move from the day-club to the nightclub.

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Marquee Facebook

The perfect venue for the 2016 nominee to accept the nomination is Hakkasan.

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Hakkasan Facebook

They have one great video board.

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Hakkasan Facebook

Hakkasan is the perfect place for the nominee to build enthusiasm for his campaign.

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Hakkasan Facebook

Can you spell post-convention bounce?

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