The 2016 presidential is just 16 months away, so the political coverage is really heating up. Not really. Donald Trump is leading in the polls, and that's all you really need to know. Also, nothing matters; everything is meaningless. Hillary Clinton is going to win.
If you're not overwhelmed with despair, you've haven't been spending enough time on the internet. For example, here are seven recent political headlines that will make you want to quit your job, run face-first into the nearest wall, set all of your possessions on fire, withdraw from society, and go live with Cecil the Lion in the African wilderness (or some other lion, given the fact that Cecil was recently killed by a rich dentist).
1. (Associated Press)
2. (Wall Street Journal)
3. (Washington Post)
4. (Business Insider)
5. (Washington Times)
6. (Huffington Post)
7. (The Hill)
What's the point?