Robert Mueller finally did it. The former FBI director owned the libs so hard he made Free Beacon Man of the Year Charlie Kirk look like Charlie Brown. Mueller has concluded his investigation into alleged Russian "collusion" with Donald Trump's presidential campaign, and delivered his findings to the Department of Justice.
The verdict: Trump is exonerated. America is vindicated.
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1110125517754241024
In the words of Attorney General William Barr: "The Special Counsel's investigation did not find that the Trump campaign or anyone associated with it conspired or coordinated with Russia in its efforts to influence the 2016 US presidential election."
Mueller, a patriotic American war hero lauded for his "stunningly bipartisan" track record, deserves our gratitude and adulation for his tireless efforts to uncover the truth, and for harnessing sunlight—that superlative disinfectant—to remove once and for all the Russian shadow lurking over Donald Trump's historically successful presidency.
Millions of Americans welcomed Mueller's appointment of special counsel in 2017 because they trusted him to conduct an honest and thorough investigation into a matter of great national importance, which he did. Mueller's tactics were commended with words like "shrewd" and "cunning." He starred in myriad memes. He even graced the cover of a formerly relevant national magazine.
"The Lie Detector"
New cover of @TIME features special counsel Mueller https://t.co/cQCendnXMg pic.twitter.com/rEFEK8QgwX
— Kyle Griffin (@kylegriffin1) June 22, 2017
Mueller was also the subject of widely celebrated children's book, "How the people Trumped Ronald Plump," in which the chiseled protagonist, Robert Moral, helps rescue the American people from a tyrant (Ronald Plump) under the nefarious influence of a "toupee-dwelling squirrel named Weave Bannon."
https://twitter.com/krassenstein/status/1030829169037389826
Thanks to President Trump and the booming American economy, anxious libs were able to spend their inflated paychecks on an endless array of Mueller-themed merchandise, including prayer candles. Some even named their dogs after the special counsel.
Necklaces, candles, baby onesies and pet names: Special Counsel Mueller has inspired his own genre of arts and crafts. https://t.co/DHl4ATnJOO
— NBC News (@NBCNews) March 20, 2019
My Robert Mueller devotional candle! https://t.co/Nm7XM9qz5r pic.twitter.com/srLkpMyGW1
— Devotional Democracy (@DevotionalD) March 18, 2019
Robert Mueller is the hero America needs right now. In this time of partisan discord, he managed to unite the country behind a single mission: Chase the truth, wherever it may lead. Thanks to his impeccable credentials, and the dependability of his conclusions, Mueller has even managed to restore some of the American public's flagging faith in the Deep State. Even the national media has decided to move on from the "collusion" hysteria, not that the matter has been put to rest.
Want a break from the Mueller, Trump, Avenatti news cycle? Here's the live stream for Apple's news + entertainment event https://t.co/geuJ2heiqm
— Brian Stelter (@brianstelter) March 25, 2019
Few Americans have served their country with such integrity as Robert Mueller. May he continue to serve as an inspiration to millions of Americans, who can rest their heads a little easier now that they know for sure their president is not a crook.
