These Headlines Will Make You Want to Delete Your Accounts and Seek Refuge in the Woods with James Comey and Hillary Clinton

In the unlikely event that you should ever experience feelings of contentment with respect to your life, the people in it, and the world around you, there is an easy and effective way to disabuse yourself of this fantasy: Log on to social media.

In the much more likely event that you are already firmly lodged in the fleshy jowls of despair, and feverishly entertaining thoughts of deleting your accounts, forsaking all possessions, withdrawing from society, and seeking refuge in the wilderness, where you'll live off the land and even — if all else fails — befriend the likes of fellow forest dwellers James Comey and Hillary Clinton, the following (recent) social media headlines will prove beyond a reasonable doubt that you would be making the right decision.

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Happy trails!