The Tampa Bay Buccaneers' cheerleaders have it hard enough.Not only do they have to shlep to work every Sunday to cheer for a hopeless 0-5 team, they were also banished to a haunted house.
Cheerleaders for the Texans distract audiences from their disappointing team by panning for weekly viral gold, and they are rewarded with elaborate rose ceremonies. What do the Bucs Babes get? A coronary.
Their intra-divisional sisters, the Saints cheer gals, get to root for a Super Bowl contender and gyrate on swamp schooners. At least the Bucs Gals are prepared for the horror. The ghouls in the Howl O'Scream might as well as be related to lame duck Bucs head coach Greg Schiano.
Couldn't the ladies have worn their team sweatsuits? Haunted Houses are notoriously cold and spooky. #HeadLights
I know some bros love Halloween for that very reason. Personally, I don’t care for All Hallows Eve. I hate horror movies. Pumpkin lattes are overrated.
But I see the appeal of the haunted house.
A happier time: