SOMEWHERE IN THE GULF OF ADEN—Free Beacon reporter Adam Kredo, who is covering the Iranian nuclear talks in Lausanne, Switzerland, may defect to the Islamic Republic of Iran, Biff Diddle has learned.
Multiple sources close to Kredo expressed concern that the cat-owning journalist had grown increasingly vulnerable to Iranian solicitations, which have been more aggressive in recent days following the defection of a top media aide to President Hassan Rouhani.
It was not immediately clear whether Kredo was considering defection out of a general hatred of America and the freedoms we enjoy, or whether he had simply descended into madness following a string of sleepless nights covering the negotiations in Lausanne.
Although Kredo’s anti-American tendencies have been documented at length, by this reporter, his Twitter feed suggests that malignant insanity may be aggravating his treason fetish.
I'm annoyed by everything
— Adam Kredo (@Kredo0) April 2, 2015
My cat is sitting on a basket while I'm away pic.twitter.com/AY3ez5h1vz
— Adam Kredo (@Kredo0) April 1, 2015
A lonely swan at night pic.twitter.com/afr5nQAYRy — Adam Kredo (@Kredo0) April 1, 2015
Now, this is a good question RT @jpodhoretz: @RosieGray @Kredo0 Why do you hate America? — Adam Kredo (@Kredo0) April 2, 2015
4 am thoughts: what in the holy hell is happening here
— Adam Kredo (@Kredo0) April 2, 2015
5 am thoughts: is this real life?
— Adam Kredo (@Kredo0) April 2, 2015
Here's the Toblerone in pristine form before I ate it at 5:00am pic.twitter.com/uHKfBQMbnK — Adam Kredo (@Kredo0) April 2, 2015
Prominent tweeters have started a hashtag campaign to raise awareness:
— Biff Diddle (@BiffDiddle) April 2, 2015
After numerous calls for comment went unanswered, Kredo texted your correspondent a photo of a cat dressed as Ayatollah Khomeini, and a link to a Papa Roach song on YouTube. Several sources expressed concern for Kredo's well-being, but were not willing to comment on the record.