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Adam Kredo Is Up To No Good In Switzerland

Former American Adam Kredo?
April 2, 2015

SOMEWHERE IN THE GULF OF ADEN—Free Beacon reporter Adam Kredo, who is covering the Iranian nuclear talks in Lausanne, Switzerland, may defect to the Islamic Republic of Iran, Biff Diddle has learned.

Multiple sources close to Kredo expressed concern that the cat-owning journalist had grown increasingly vulnerable to Iranian solicitations, which have been more aggressive in recent days following the defection of a top media aide to President Hassan Rouhani.

It was not immediately clear whether Kredo was considering defection out of a general hatred of America and the freedoms we enjoy, or whether he had simply descended into madness following a string of sleepless nights covering the negotiations in Lausanne.

Although Kredo’s anti-American tendencies have been documented at length, by this reporter, his Twitter feed suggests that malignant insanity may be aggravating his treason fetish.

Prominent tweeters have started a hashtag campaign to raise awareness:

After numerous calls for comment went unanswered, Kredo texted your correspondent a photo of a cat dressed as Ayatollah Khomeini, and a link to a Papa Roach song on YouTube. Several sources expressed concern for Kredo's well-being, but were not willing to comment on the record.

Published under: Iran , Parody , Satire