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Free Beacon Biff Diddle

Biff Diddle is the Washington Free Beacon ombudsman. He is also a successful entrepreneur, notorious womanizer, and self-published thought leader. In his spare time, he enjoys playing pinochle, building his own rocket launchers, and listening to experimental jazz. He resides in an undisclosed location.


A Poem to Commemorate the 80th Anniversary of the Atomic Bombing of Hiroshima

May we all be worthy of the lasting peace secured by its destruction

August 6, 2025

How Kamala Harris Can Win My Endorsement

Secretary of Defense Richard B. Cheney?

September 9, 2024

Letters to the Editor: Fat Terrorists, Unruly Interns, and More!

Free Beacon ombudsman Biff Diddle disgorges his mailsack

December 8, 2023

Hey Free Beacon, Leave Vivek Alone!

Ombudsman: We need a candidate who treats the press how they deserve to be treated (like s—t)

September 8, 2023

Biff Diddle's Top Predictions for 2023

Things have not gotten as stupid as they are going to get

January 1, 2023

An Apology to Our Readers

Free Beacon ombudsman addresses concerns over 'Biden Senior Moments' video series

November 25, 2022

The Liberal Media Owe the Free Beacon an Apology

Give us the credit we deserve for our early reporting on AOC-Elon Musk saga

November 5, 2022