Biff Diddle is the Washington Free Beacon ombudsman. He is also a successful entrepreneur, notorious womanizer, and self-published thought leader. In his spare time, he enjoys playing pinochle, building his own rocket launchers, and listening to experimental jazz. He resides in an undisclosed location.
A Poem to Commemorate the 80th Anniversary of the Atomic Bombing of Hiroshima
May we all be worthy of the lasting peace secured by its destruction
Letters to the Editor: Fat Terrorists, Unruly Interns, and More!
Free Beacon ombudsman Biff Diddle disgorges his mailsack
Hey Free Beacon, Leave Vivek Alone!
Ombudsman: We need a candidate who treats the press how they deserve to be treated (like s—t)
OPINION: Sleepy Joe Can't Stop Me From Buying F-15s for Protection Against Doddering Tyrants Like Him
It's my God-given right as an American citizen
Biff Diddle's Top Predictions for 2023
Things have not gotten as stupid as they are going to get
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An Apology to Our Readers
Free Beacon ombudsman addresses concerns over 'Biden Senior Moments' video series
The Liberal Media Owe the Free Beacon an Apology
Give us the credit we deserve for our early reporting on AOC-Elon Musk saga