Free Beacon Biff Diddle
Biff Diddle is the Washington Free Beacon ombudsman. He is also a successful entrepreneur, notorious womanizer, and self-published thought leader. In his spare time, he enjoys playing pinochle, building his own rocket launchers, and listening to experimental jazz. He resides in an undisclosed location.
Exclusive: The Truth About the Global Plot Against Candace Owens, as Told By the Plotters Themselves
It's even worse that you thought
Part 2: How I Found Out My Journalist Side Piece Was Cheating on Me With Her Fiancé Again
Finding the love poems
How I Found Out My Journalist Side Piece Was Cheating on Me With Her Fiancé
An exclusive excerpt from 'American Lamento: Savage Tendrils of the Hollow Beast'
OMBUDSMAN: All Staff Must Resign After Free Beacon Editor Sells Out for Lamestream Glory
Eliana Johnson threatens the personal safety of her employees
A Poem to Commemorate the 80th Anniversary of the Atomic Bombing of Hiroshima
May we all be worthy of the lasting peace secured by its destruction
Letters to the Editor: Fat Terrorists, Unruly Interns, and More!
Free Beacon ombudsman Biff Diddle disgorges his mailsack
Hey Free Beacon, Leave Vivek Alone!
Ombudsman: We need a candidate who treats the press how they deserve to be treated (like s—t)