I like Jeb Bush. I think he gets a bad rap. I think he would've been a great candidate in 2008 if not for, well, you know. He seems smart and I think he cares about the country.
He can never be president. Why?
Which woman would @JebBush put on the $10 bill? Margaret Thatcher, of course #GOPDebate http://t.co/1CqoyezgR9 pic.twitter.com/blmPKAKEwv
— The Telegraph (@Telegraph) September 17, 2015
Look, I know, this might sound ticky tack. Let's be honest, asking which woman should be on the $10 is a dumb question because the answer is "None, it should be Hamilton forever." But it doesn't matter. Because even though it's a dumb question, you can't answer it with a dumb answer.
And putting a Brit on the $10 is the dumbest answer you could possibly give.
This nation was literally founded on murdering those monarchists and removing their decadent faces from our currency. Suggesting that we should replace a Founding Father with a scone-sucking Limey is borderline treason. Maybe not drone-able, but pretty close.
Look, I love Thatcher. You love Thatcher. Great woman. Great politician. Did a lot for the cause of freedom.
Not American. In fact, the opposite of American.
Sorry Jeb. You're out. Better luck next time.
What, pray tell, is the correct answer? I think we all know the answer to that question:
