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The New Baywatch Babe Is The Next Kate Upton

January 8, 2016

Charlotte McKinney was undeniably the true second coming of Kate Upton. For about a year. But as Yoda says, "There is another."

Other Upton look-a-likes fool the world into thinking that they are the "next Kate Upton." But none of them last.

One such poser—Alexandria Morgan—even tricked esteemed Kate Upton scholar Robert Charette, who labeled Morgan "The Next Kate Upton" in 2014 and then quickly watched her fall off the map. Weeks later noted Internet addict Charette found McKinney, who blew Morgan out of the water.

Being an Upton look-a-like isn't enough—you have to be able to capture the aura of Upton, which McKinney does. McKinney has continued to stun into 2016 and has now escaped Kate Upton's gravitational pull.

The next next Kate Upton, though, is Kelly Rohrbach, who was just cast as C.J., aka Pam Anderson, in the new Baywatch flick.

Rohrbach, like Upton, made her first breakthrough showing off her Bikini Body in Sports Illustrated. She was a swimsuit edition rookie of the year, for obvious reasons.

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Rohrbach Instagram

Also like Upton, she looks amazing.

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Rohrbach Instagram

Upton seemed like the obvious choice for the Baywatch role.

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But it takes a special kind of Bikini Body to pull off the signature Baywatch one-piece, something Upton hasn't even attempted.

Luckily for us, Rohrbach has the one-piece look on lock.

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Rohrbach Instagram

If you have the Bikini Body to pull it off, nothing beats a one-piece.

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Rohrbach Instagram

Like Upton, however, Rohrbach doesn't need to be on the beach showing off her Bikini Body to stun.

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Splash News

A few more angles that prove my point:

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Rohrbach Instagram

I mean, look at her at the Star Wars premiere. Unreal.

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Xavier Collin/Image Press/Splash News

McKinney famously said, "I want to show America there’s more to me than just boobs." Who ever doubted her? And who doubts Rohrbach?

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Rohrbach Instagram

Here she is shopping.

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Rohrbach Instagram

Like Upton, Rohrbach is the complete package.

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Rohrbach Instagram

Also like Upton, she has a great dog.

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Rohrbach Instagram

The Rock, who seems like he will be the film's David Hasselhoff, just this week gave the world a sneak preview of just how glorious Rohrbach's iconic Pam Anderson slow motion scene is going to be.

The preview shows that she is actually pretty funny (just like Upton) and possibly even a fantastic actress (also just like Upton).

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Exit question: Will this movie be playing in IMAX?

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Summer 2017 can't come soon enough.

Published under: Kate Upton