‘The Last Jedi’ Trailer: Meh?

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In the latest mini-episode of the Substandard, we discussed the latest trailer for The Last Jedi. JVL was decidedly underwhelmed:

Me? I'm just excited to see literally every second of Captain Phasma's screen time for this trailer:

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