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'We're Hiring!' Exclusive Interview with Hezbollah's Chief Recruitment Officer
Terror group's newly promoted executive touts 'bold restructuring plan' and 'exciting opportunities for advancement'
September 30, 2024
EXCLUSIVE: Leaked CNN Interview Questions Reveal Stunning Partisan Bias
(Spoiler alert!)
August 28, 2024
BAN THEM ALL NOW: Trump Shooter Used Bicycle To Scout Location
From public nuisance to weapon of war, enough is enough!
July 18, 2024
BOMBSHELL: Limp Bizkit's Bass Player Calls on Biden To Step Down
Joins modest chorus of mid-tier celebs and obscure Democrats
July 12, 2024
Guest Column: Help! The Anti-Semitic Freak Leading Protests at Columbia Is Holding Me Captive as His 'Emotional Support' Slave
The university suspended him two weeks ago, but he's still here and I'm in hell.
April 26, 2024
EXCLUSIVE: Prostate Cancer Vows To Find Out Who Did This to O.J.
Maligned disease is no hero, experts say, but a symbol of triumph over structural inequity
April 12, 2024
WATCH: Joe Biden's New Campaign Ad Will Absolutely Inspire You
(To vote for someone else)
January 18, 2024