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REVEALED: Top Platner Aide's Shocking Ties to Cult-Like Group with Dark, Violent Past
Almost as bad as the Nazis
I'm Just That F—ing Good: Gaza Peace Plan Was the Opening Act of My Bold Second-Term Agenda
And by the way, Kamala had nothing to do with it. She's a moron who could never be president.
National Disgrace: Trump Appeases Soccer Menace on Home Soil in Solidarity With America's Enemies
We've never had any reason to doubt his patriotism. Until now.
EXCLUSIVE: Iranian President Explains the Real, Nuanced Meaning of ‘Death to America’ and ‘Kill the Jews’
Masoud Pezeshkian dishes on his personal friendship with Ben Rhodes, his deep respect for Ivy League universities, and the shadowy cabal of horned demons manipulating Western perceptions of Iran
Jewish Ingenuity: Exploding Pagers, Greenwald's Fetish Videos, Drone Bases in Iran, Mossad Does It All
The world's most dynamic intelligence service strikes again
MSNBC, Under Fire for Racism, Deliberately Fat-Shames Black Hosts, Analysis Finds
Tactics include unflattering camera angles, deceptive proportionality, and nefarious juxtaposition
EXCLUSIVE: The Most Explosive Revelations From Jake Tapper's New Book About Biden's Decline (Part 1)
It's even worse than you thought
ANALYSIS: Alleged Pedophile Throws Better Than Obama
Disgraced former president's claim of being good at sports was just another lie
EXCLUSIVE: Read Jim Acosta's Resignation Letter to CNN
No one more fully embodied the mainstream media's smug self-righteousness and sneering disdain for everyday Americans