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Humor Column: These Giggle-Worthy WaPo Slogan Rejects Will Make Your Knees Sore from All That Slapping!
Comedy expert offers creative editorial assistance to Andy Borowitz
January 17, 2025
10 Other Criminals Who Deserve a Pardon From Joe Biden
Crackhead Hunter was only the beginning
December 4, 2024
EXCLUSIVE: Read the New York Times Obituary of Hamas Leader Yahya Sinwar
'Peace be upon him'
October 17, 2024
Girl Boss, Interrupting: CBS Moderators Tarnish VP Debate With Toxic Female Energy
Margaret Brennan and Norah O'Donnell, unleashed
October 2, 2024
'We're Hiring!' Exclusive Interview with Hezbollah's Chief Recruitment Officer
Terror group's newly promoted executive touts 'bold restructuring plan' and 'exciting opportunities for advancement'
September 30, 2024
EXCLUSIVE: Leaked CNN Interview Questions Reveal Stunning Partisan Bias
(Spoiler alert!)
August 28, 2024
BAN THEM ALL NOW: Trump Shooter Used Bicycle To Scout Location
From public nuisance to weapon of war, enough is enough!
July 18, 2024
BOMBSHELL: Limp Bizkit's Bass Player Calls on Biden To Step Down
Joins modest chorus of mid-tier celebs and obscure Democrats
July 12, 2024
Guest Column: Help! The Anti-Semitic Freak Leading Protests at Columbia Is Holding Me Captive as His 'Emotional Support' Slave
The university suspended him two weeks ago, but he's still here and I'm in hell.
April 26, 2024