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Behold the Next Frontier in Corporate Wokeness

An idea is percolating in the hive mind of social media wokeness.

"Defund the police," says former Obama Justice Department spokesman Brian Fallon. "Disband [the police] and reimagine public safety," says Rep. Ilhan Omar (D., Minn.). "Abolish the police," say all the wokest libs.

It is only a matter of time before America's largest corporations start lining up to express their performative allegiance to the cause.

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Nike would obviously be first in line…

 

Followed by Big Tech…

And other companies looking to cash in…

Followed by everyone else…