The Washington Free Beacon is dedicated to holding the mainstream media accountable and continues to carry out this mission with Nixonian ruthlessness. In furtherance of our commitment to journalistic justice, we present Part Three in an ongoing series that renders scientific judgment on the home studios of television pundits.
REVIEW: TV Pundit Home Studios (Part 1)
REVIEW: TV Pundit Home Studios (Part 2)
Sparsest
Dr. Kavita Patel, MSNBC
Nerdiest
Dr. James Phillips, CNN
Most Flaccid
Phil Spencer, CNBC
Least Flaccid
Donald Trump, president of the United States
Worst Art
Ryan Nobles, CNN
Best Kitchen Fireplace
Tyler Mathisen, CNBC
Not Even Trying
Jeremy Peters, New York Times
Most Likely to Perform a Human Sacrifice When the Camera Stops Rolling
Dr. Phil, guru (unlicensed)
Most Likely to Have Been Abducted by Hipster ISIS
Beto O'Rourke, blogger
Most Likely to Have Hired a Consultant to Arrange His Bookshelf
Pete Buttigieg, unemployed
Most Likely to Have Hired the Same Consultant to Arrange a Different Bookshelf Using the Same Books
Pete Buttigieg, unemployed
We Get It, You Know How to Read
Matthew Continetti, former Free Beacon employee
Best Kitchen Howard Schultz's Money Can Buy
Steve Schmidt, former Sarah Palin associate
Worst Threesome
Nicolle Wallace / John Heilemann / Jennifer Palmieri, MSNBC
Remember the Time O.J. Simpson's Defense Team Completely Redecorated His House Before a Jury Visit to Give It a More African Vibe?
Paul Krugman, social media user
Best Locational Setup for Blaming Suspicious Fart-Like Sounds on "Creaky Stairs"
Eric Swalwell, fart denier
