Does doing a guest spot on NBC merit an invitation to Matt Zimmerman's wedding? If so, we'll pass.
Zimmerman, NBC's senior booking producer, and his soon-to-be wife are registered at Scully & Scully for items like an oval platter ($400), salad bowl ($400), a fancy candleholder ($1,110) and "Elizabeth" goblets ($310 apiece, $3,720 for the dozen requested) that add up to more than $42,000 worth of gifts.
Here are some other options, like a $1,315 whiskey decanter or a $770 ice bucket.
One of 12 $180 champagne saucers, $190 crystal tumblers or, if you want to be cheap, a $135 harmonie tumbler.
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$190 for a highball tumbler or $375 for a, um, water jug.
It pours water really well, apparently.
Oh, just $170 for a cake knife. Don't be like those plebes who use the plastic ones from the grocery store bakery.
Options for the less generous among Zimmerman's guests can still spring for an $88 pair of ice tongs or $75 each for Chinese Bouquet salt and pepper shakers.