Everything is terrible. If America gets what it deserves, we'll have to suffer through a Bush vs. Clinton election that no one wants, and hundreds of pathetic slap fights on Twitter. For example:
Cost won't be a barrier to an education. Debt won't hold you back. Read Hillary's plan: http://t.co/A4pWb3fOf4 pic.twitter.com/KVyr8SlSVn
— Hillary Clinton (@HillaryClinton) August 10, 2015
@HillaryClinton pic.twitter.com/m6LAHYCLok
— Jeb Bush (@JebBush) August 10, 2015
.@JebBush Fixed it for you. pic.twitter.com/d4q9EWpXCA — Hillary Clinton (@HillaryClinton) August 10, 2015
.@HillaryClinton fixed your logo for you. pic.twitter.com/141nXHQe4Z — Jeb Bush (@JebBush) August 11, 2015
Political dynasties slugging it out in memes. Who really wants to go through another 15 months of this childish bullshit? That Twitter exchange, by the way, was financed by campaign warchests totaling upwards of $200 million and counting. People love Donald Trump for a reason. While Jeb and Hillary are flinging zingers back and forth, the Donald is launching 140-character cruise missiles at his opponents:
Truly weird Senator Rand Paul of Kentucky reminds me of a spoiled brat without a properly functioning brain. He was terrible at DEBATE! — Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) August 11, 2015
I just realized that if you listen to Carly Fiorina for more than ten minutes straight, you develop a massive headache. She has zero chance! — Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) August 9, 2015
It is childish? Yes. But these are things that politicians, who are typically terrible people and take themselves too seriously, would never say. It's something that your average internet troll might write in the comments section. The tone is far more reflective of contemporary culture, which has increasingly become one massive online comments section.
Because everything is terrible.