Journeyman presidential candidate Hillary Clinton literally roped off the press during a Fourth of July parade in New Hampshire over the weekend.
Clinton advance aides create a rope line for the press, moving with the candidate pic.twitter.com/9S7CpVt7x4
— Maggie Haberman (@maggieNYT) July 4, 2015
In fairness to Hillary, some of the reporters following her campaign were attempting to do their jobs.
. @HillaryClinton offers to buy press ice cream. . @danmericaCNN responds "how about instead of ice cream a question" pic.twitter.com/k1ZNR3oVfV — Zeke Miller (@ZekeJMiller) July 3, 2015
Rope is a simple and reasonably efficient way to prevent the press from entering Hillary's safe space, but if her campaign is serious about insulating the candidate from filthy reporters, they may want to consider the following alternatives.
1. Backhoe
2. Horse Trailer
3. Invisible Fence
4. Toddler Harness
5. Mad Max Method
6. Truckasaurus
7. Dikembe Mutombo
