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NFL Week 9 Picks, with Pictures

@dolphinsboobs
November 6, 2015

Last weekend was one of the worst sports weekends of my life.

First, the Jets got blown out by the Raiders and I had to watch Geno Smith as the Jets quarterback again. Then, the Mets played another pathetic game and lost the World Series.

To top it all off, I was completely wrong on my Sunday Night Football pick (can you believe Sexy Cheese didn't work out for the Packers?!), and then the Panthers blew what looked like an easy cover against the Colts on Monday.

The only small shred of good news is that with the baseball season over, I can focus all my attention on my football picks. Or rather, I can focus my attention on the photos of the girls that accompany my football picks.

Here are my eight picks for this week:

Jacksonville Jaguars AT New York Jets

PICK: Jets -7

Chelsie Aryn Instagram
Chelsie Aryn Instagram

Playboy Playmate Chelsie Aryn is a big Jets fan. It's a damn shame that the magazine has decided to no longer put nude pictures in their magazine, but I guess the world isn't perfect. Here's Chelsie.

Chelsea Aryn Instagram
Chelsea Aryn Instagram

She shows off a ton of Jets gear.

Chelsea Aryn Instagram
Chelsea Aryn Instagram

Ok, I have to post one more.

Chelsea Aryn Instagram
Chelsea Aryn Instagram

And this one. Cut me some slack, it's not everyday I find a Playmate Jets fan.

Chelsea Aryn Instagram
Chelsea Aryn Instagram

St. Louis Rams AT Minnesota Vikings

PICK: Vikings -1.5

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Sexy Minnesota Women Facebook

I love the Rams, but still don't trust them on the road.

Miami Dolphins AT Buffalo Bills

PICK: Dolphins +3

@dolphinsboobs
@dolphinsboobs

Rex Ryan-coached teams are for some reason terrible after bye weeks (as a Jets fan, I know this well).

We have never seen how Dan Campbell teams react after a big loss, but I have a feeling PC Principal is going to have his guys come out fired up.

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Tennessee Titans AT New Orleans Saints

PICK: Titans +8

Tennessee Titans Cheerleaders Instagram
Tennessee Titans Cheerleaders Instagram

New coach in Tennessee can't be any worse than the last one. Counting on Drew Brees not throwing seven touchdowns on Tennessee's defense, which is a lot better than the Giants.

Atlanta Falcons AT San Francisco 49ers

PICK: Falcons -7

atlcheerleaders Instagram
atlcheerleaders Instagram

Vernon Davis really didn't like Colin Kaepernick. So the 49ers traded Davis and benched Kaepernick? For Blaine Gabbert?

The Falcons haven't looked good for a few weeks, but the 49ers are giving up.

New York Giants AT Tampa Bay Buccaneers

PICK: Bucs +2.5

Chloe Love Instagram
Chloe Love Instagram

The Bucs newest cheerleader Chloe Love was a big fan before she made the squad. This is her with a friend at Florida State.

Chloe Love Instagram
Chloe Love Instagram

Denver Broncos AT Indianapolis Colts

PICK: Broncos -4.5

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Instagram

I was very wrong about the Broncos and thought they would get destroyed last week. Peyton Manning instead looked awesome and will keep that going in a dome against his old Colts. He better, or else he will disappoint the Broncos fan above.

Philadelphia Eagles AT Dallas Cowboys

PICK: Cowboys +3

Lucky dog / @DALCowboysBoobs
Lucky dog / @DALCowboysBoobs

I'm not sure what's going on in this picture but whatever it is it's better than the Eagles.

Record Last Week: 4-4-1

Season Record: 40-29-3

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