Hillary Clinton Flip-Flops on Pumpkin Spice Lattes

• September 29, 2015 10:30 am


Hillary Clinton has achieved a minimal amount of political success in part by shameless flip-flopping on a wide range of issues, including gay marriage, the Iraq War, welfare reform, mass incarceration, and sexual assault.

What won’t she change positions on? Nothing, apparently.

During a Facebook Q&A on Monday, Clinton explained how she flip-flopped on another issue millennial voters care deeply about:


Clinton is trying to have it both ways, as always, by signaling empathy for Pumpkin Spice Latte supporters while simultaneously fat-shaming them in an effort to ingratiate herself with PSL opponents. She favored the drink right up until the moment when monitoring one’s calories became politically viable (ca. 2009). This is opportunistic politicking at its most immoral.

Hillary’s comments also reveal a stunning lack of foresight and attention to detail. Only a reckless person would consume a beverage without studying its caloric content. She is not fit to be commander in chief.

Published under: Hillary Clinton, Parody, Satire