Last week didn't go too well and my hot girl strategy of picking games is looking like it may run out of steam. Even gifs of Gisele dancing didn't get me a win.
But then the Spicy Mustard-clad Jaguars returned to the home of #JagsPoolBooty and restored all confidence that was lost.
Thank you, #JagsPoolBooty.
Here are my other seven picks for this week:
Washington Redskins AT Carolina Panthers
PICK: Panthers -7
This seems too easy and based on how confident I am, I will probably be wrong.
Tampa Bay Buccaneers AT Philadelphia Eagles
PICK: Bucs +5.5
Keira Knightley was way hotter as a pirate than she was pretending to be a British dame, so I am going to stick with the Bucs for another week.
It doesn't hurt that they are playing Mark Sanchez this week. #ForTheLadies
Green Bay Packers AT Minnesota Vikings
PICK: Packers +1
Packer fans want Aaron Rodgers to stop dating Olivia Munn. Are they crazy?
Munn is the coolest. She is even down to dress up like slave Leia.
And she brings her dog to photo shoots.
It's a Packers fan too.
You do you, Aaron Rodgers.
Indianapolis Colts AT Atlanta Falcons
PICK: Colts +5.5
Atlanta had a whole bye-week to think about how terrible they have been playing.
It won't help when they find themselves trying to stop Survivor: The Australian Outback favorite Elisabeth Hasselbeck's brother-in-law, Matt Hasselbeck. Everybody loves Elisabeth.
Dallas Cowboys AT Miami Dolphins
PICK: Cowboys -1
The Hooters-endorsed Tony Romo is back for the Cowboys.
Oakland Raiders AT Detroit Lions
PICK: Raiders +1.5
Glee's Naya Rivera is always going nuts for the Raiders because her own brother is playing tight end. Look at her freak out after he scored his first touch down.
I love this woman. I have never really noticed the guy on a football field, but as a Jets fan, I think we should trade for Mychal Rivera as soon as possible.
#BringNayaToNYC
San Francisco 49ers AT Seattle Seahawks
PICK: 49ers +12.5
Can't really excuse this pick with an explanation ... but look at her.