The United States of America, which has been in steady decline for the last six years, hit a new low this month with the release of the Pizza Hut Doritos Crunchy Crust pizza in, of all places, Australia.
Pizza Hut locations in the former penal colony (and birthplace of Eric Bana) will offer the delicious concoction for a limited time only, according to the Los Angeles Times. It remains unknown whether the Doritos Crust will ever see the light of day in Obama’s America.
In happier times, the special crust, which is stuffed with mozzarella cheese and covered in actual Doritos pieces and cheddar cheese, would be a mainstay of American culture. Losing out to Australia is just the latest example of how the United States is falling behind on key issues such the elimination of environmental regulations.
President Romney would never have allowed this to happen.