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Let Us Now Compare and Contrast Kate Upton and Genevieve Morton

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April 16, 2014

Sports Illustrated swimsmokes are like snow flakes: each is unique.

That being said, anyone can see the similarities between Kate Upton and her swimsmoke sister Genevieve Morton. Kate and Genevieve may hail from different nations—although Kate’s home state of Florida often counts as a separate planet—but the similarities between the young swimsmokes run more than just skin deep.

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Both have hung out with lions. Both have soothed savage beasts.
morton lions

Both enjoy performance art.
Kate Sing

While Genevieve may not sing in commercials, she does work it in the gym.
genevieve morton

Kate is a world-class equestrian. Still, her skills on the baseball diamond are somewhat lacking. Maybe Justin Verlander could teach her something?
Kate Job ball

Amidst the whole "Harlem Shake" fad, Genevieve cut a Shake video of her own. She get's the job done.
Morton Shake

Not to besmirch Genevieve, but Kate has built her entire career on her happy feet.

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Both women are, um, healthy.
Morton walk

Kate has let it be known that she is considering austerity measures. Genevieve remains silent.
Kate Upton

Perhaps most important: The SI swimsmoke sisters are better dancers combined than when they are on their own. You can't manufacture that type of chemistry.
Kate Upton

(Note: here's the link to full video to better appreciate their skills and see why Kate would want to cut back spending.)

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