A face that only God could love.
When we first laid eyes on Mother Agapia, the Russian Orthodox nun who went on Tucker Carlson's podcast to talk about the Jews (in case that wasn't obvious), we wept for humanity. Was that Tobias Fünke in the flesh? Wearing a burqa? Based on her remarks about Israel, we started to suspect that "Mother Agapia" was the notoriously fat Hamas terrorist seen spilling out of his seat on a luxury jet. When we learned that her brother was George Stephanopoulos, the smarmy half-person who shills for Democrats on ABC News, it all made sense.
Agapia's rise to media stardom is great news for the neocon coalition, which has historically excelled thanks to the amorphous, unbathed qualities of its opponents. We could not have picked a better mouthpiece for the Israel-hating alliance of Hollywood celebs, Jewish anti-Semites, black nationalists, racist incels, communist meatheads, and actual terrorists. Mannish nuns, too, apparently.
"They're simply people fighting for their, trying to protect their land," Agapia said of Hamas, the murderous cartel that supports Israel's right to exist so long as no living Jews reside there. Tucker was agog, as he often is, because the American media keeps portraying them as terrorists by airing footage of Hamas supporters demonstrating their love of terrorism by condoning (or committing) violence against Jews.
Let the good Mother cook, as far as we're concerned. Get her in front of the cameras—primetime slot at the next Democratic convention. Her singular visage belongs on T-shirts, and the movement she represents deserves a spokesman whose physical exterior reflects the loathsome nature of its cause.
For her continued service to the neocon cause, which seeks only to ensure that freedom's enemies are beaten down and hunted to the ends of the Earth, Mother Agapia Stephanopoulos is a Washington Free Beacon Man of the Year. May hers be the last human face our enemies ever see.