Kate Upton’s highly anticipated #icebucketchallenge was everything we could have asked for. However, it pains me as the resident Kate Uptonologist that her contribution to ALS research had a significant shortcoming.
We’re told vacations are more about making lasting memories than sipping mojitos. So I can’t think a better way to trudge through the dog days of summer than by revisiting when Kate Upton decided to read a book at the beach.
Kate Upton’s latest Instagram post is a bonafide love letter requesting beau Justin Verlander adopt a dashing puppy with a simple “Pleaseeeee” and ensuring that he’d see it by tagging his Instagram account. Trust me Kate, if Verlander didn’t notice your request, the Interwebs would see to that he did.
From what I can ascertain from my ten second search on their website before getting distracted by the photos, Love Magazine is apparently a fairly new fashion periodical in the U.K. that deals in avant-garde fashion. Hookay.
They did snag some clicks from my browser by slapping Kendall Jenner onto their latest cover.
Kate Upton puts money in everyone’s pockets. She’s makes money for herself, she sells magazines, clothes, and she helps pay my rent. Many thanks to Sports Illustrated yesterday for flagging how she’s making money for lone Internet entrepreneurs.
People are slapping Kate’s visage on t-shirts and selling them on Ebay and Etsy. The market gives what the market demands. How perfectly American.
The trick about the “the super smoke sports curse” is that it’s not really a curse. While Tom Brady hasn’t been able to cash in the two Super Bowls he’s played in since marrying Gisele Bündchen, he still gets to go home as Tom Brady.
Justin Verlander may have missed his first All-Star Game since 2009, but he didn’t stay in Detroit to wallow in self-pity or lock himself in the gym. Like any dude with a couple days off from work, he hightailed it to the beach over the All-Star break with his girlfriend.
Businesses failing to adapt to changing markets are as American as apple pie and college football. But I’m optimistic about clothes and apparel vendor Express’ future, as they have phoned in America’s premier turnaround smoke: Kate Upton.
Kate Upton doesn’t ask much of you people. So when she does, you better listen up.