NFL Week 2 Picks, With Kate Upton

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The past four months have been tough. In early May, the Washington Free Beacon learned that Kate Upton was engaged to Justin Verlander. We declared it an American tragedy, and tried to move on. “If you truly love something, you have to know when to let it go,” I was told. Over the summer, The Free Beacon had no Kate Upton. …

Second Look at Kate Upton for President?

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One thing you want in a president is someone who loves the Constitution—and someone who has a hale and hearty constitution. Our president has to travel the world on behalf of the United States, going from the tropical climes of Southeast Asia to the frosty steppes of Russia. You want someone who isn’t going to wilt in the face of pressure, someone who can handle whatever the weather throws her way.

In other words, you don’t want someone who melts in the mid-70s.

AN AMERICAN TRAGEDY: KATE UPTON ENGAGED

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It is with great regret that I must report that Kate Upton, our finest existing representation of American greatness and muse of the Washington Free Beacon, is off the market and has been for weeks. Upton announced the engagement at last night’s Met Gala by showing up wearing an engagement ring given to her by Detroit Tigers pitcher …

Kate Upton Loves Puppies

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Kate Upton solidified her status as America’s greatest woman this weekend. She hosted an event to help find housing for homeless puppies by matching them with military veterans suffering from PTSD.

This was the second year Upton held the Grand Slam Adoption Event with boyfriend Justin Verlander while he is in Florida for Detroit Tiger spring training. Last year’s event was “glorious,” according to my analysis, and this year’s was just as good.

Look at how happy these pups are just to be in the same place as Kate Upton:

Kate Upton’s Fashion Week Looks Continue to Dazzle

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New York Fashion Week has been all about Kate Upton, who has shed her image as a mere swimsuit model to become an icon in the high fashion world.

Just when it seemed like her looks couldn’t get much better, she showed up Wednesday night at the Harper’s Bazaar Icons event at the Plaza Hotel in a dress that reminded everybody why Upton is America’s Model.