The Washington Free Beacon was shocked to find the New York Post reporting that Kate Upton’s ego is “ruining her career.”
After spending the entirety of the 39 hours since the report was published analyzing the full body of her work, however, we have found that the Post is terribly mistaken. Kate Upton is just as perfect as ever and is doing great.
Gathered Wednesday in Florida were the three best things America has to offer—Kate Upton, puppies, and baseball.
Last night, the Internet finally lost its collective mind:
HBO just announced that it will air episodes from Game of Throne’s last season in IMAX, but for the series to truly make an impact on the big screen, it needs Kate Upton.
America’s most celebrated celebrity has a passion for war—the game, that is. Kate Upton is urging her Twitter followers to “check her out” by downloading “Game of War—Fire Age,” a new game app available on iTunes.
The Free Beacon’s election model, KATE, continues her meta-analysis of the 2014 midterms. Last week, she predicted that President Obama would probably resign before the end of the year. This week, KATE used her unconventional methods to project Democratic turnout on Election Day. You’ll never guess what she found.
Kate Upton’s highly anticipated #icebucketchallenge was everything we could have asked for. However, it pains me as the resident Kate Uptonologist that her contribution to ALS research had a significant shortcoming.
We’re told vacations are more about making lasting memories than sipping mojitos. So I can’t think a better way to trudge through the dog days of summer than by revisiting when Kate Upton decided to read a book at the beach.