The Washington Free Beacon staff put themselves and their health on the line to taste test Pizza Hut's Hot Dog Bites Pizza and Little Caesar's Bacon Wrapped Deep Deep Dish Pizza.
Each pizza was rated on a set of five criteria.
1. Americaness - How American is this creation on a scale from George Washington to France?
2. Innovation - Does this creation truly move Pizza forward?
3. Form - Is it portable? Is it structurally sound? Does it fit in this mobile world of ours?
4. Looks - Does it look delicious?
5. Taste - Is it delicious or not?
Watch the video to find out which pizza won.