The Bold Leadership of Hillary Clinton


Most people who run for president lay out a clear agenda that reflects their party’s values, and take firm positions on important policy issues. Hillary Clinton does not. She equivocates. In some cases, she refuses to take a position altogether, especially when her actual stance on a given issue is at odds with liberal voters. Here’s where Hillary stands on several key issues:

These Political Headlines Will Make You Want to Withdraw from Society and Go Live in the Wild with Cecil the Lion (If He Hadn’t Already Been Killed by a Dentist)


The 2016 presidential is just 16 months away, so the political coverage is really heating up. Not really. Donald Trump is leading in the polls, and that’s all you really need to know. Also, nothing matters; everything is meaningless. Hillary Clinton is going to win. If you’re not overwhelmed with despair, you’ve haven’t been spending enough time …

Poll: 66 Percent Say Hillary Clinton is ‘Antichrist’


So, I got this idea from Planned Parenthood, the well-known baby body parts emporium: polls. You know! You ask people what they think, they tell you, then you tally things up. After a few videos of some of their senior staff talking about their work disgusted a bunch of people—including some who otherwise support the organization—they decided to do one of these polls themselves and the Hill, a Washington-based polling blog, reported it.

Vox Explains Liberals


Vox has written an insightful explainer on why buying a certain brand of shoe doesn’t necessarily make you a good person. The piece also, perhaps unintentionally, explains a lot about the young liberal hipsters who read Vox.

The New AP U.S. History Standards Aren’t Bad: They’re Meaningless


Well, it took me a while, but I finally tracked down AP United States History: Course and Exam Description Including the Curriculum Framework Effective Fall 2014, the new standards according to which high-school students hoping to receive “advanced placement” credit when they attend university will be tested. I’ve read thousands of words about the new standards these last few weeks—denunciations, defenses, counter-denunciations, etc., etc., ad taedium—but almost nothing that quoted the standards themselves. (One exception is the wonderful open letter to the College Board, the non-profit corporation that issues the standards, signed by Robert P. George, Harvey Mansfield, Patrick Deneen, Robert Merry, and Wilfred McClay among others: the signatories criticize the new standards for their emphasis on “abstractions” at the expense of “acquisition of extensive factual knowledge” and for “scrub[bing] away all traces of what used to be the chief glory of historical writing—vivid and compelling narrative—and reduc[ing] history to an bloodless interplay of abstract and impersonal forces.”)

Hillary Clinton’s Wall Street ‘Reform’ Targets Rival of Democratic Donor Whose Firm Made a Killing on the Bank Bailout

Hillary Rodham Clinton

Hillary Clinton has a problem. She is seeking the presidential nomination of a party that, at least superficially, doesn’t think very highly of Wall Street. Her Democratic rival Bernie Sanders, for example, is a principled liberal who voted against the controversial TARP bailout in 2008 (which Hillary supported), and supports legislation to break up big banks. Hillary, however, believes Wall Street is actually pretty good, especially when it comes to funding her political campaigns, paying her lots of money to give speeches, and donating to the Clinton Foundation.

Hulk Hogan and Our Two-Tier Future

Worst. Heel turn. Ever.

When news broke Friday morning that Hulk Hogan had been airbrushed out of the history of WWE via a series of deletions on the wrestling company’s website, it was clear that some bad news was about to hit the Hulkster. And there were, frankly, a very limited number of things he could’ve done to elicit such a strong reaction: he either murdered someone in cold blood on camera or he violated a cultural norm so resonant that it necessitated disappearing him altogether.

Well, the murder didn’t seem terribly likely, given that we probably would’ve gotten wind of the story after he’d been arrested. What cultural norm could’ve been violated? Considering that, over the years, he’d already been caught up in a sex tape scandal and a steroid scandal and a decades-long No One Likes Hulk Hogan In The Locker Room scandal, it had to be something especially bad. And, frankly, the only sort of scandals that call for someone being disavowed entirely are those that involve slurs. So I guessed/joked:

Elizabeth Warren Trolls Hillary Clinton

Awkward. (AP)

Elizabeth Warren is trolling Hillary Clinton again. The liberal darling tweeted a not-so-subtle jibe aimed at the Democratic frontrunner on Thursday, touting the support of Hillary’s opponents for a lobbying reform bill authored by Sen. Tammy Baldwin (D., Wis.).