Giant Trump Blimp Turns Out to Be More of a Baby Balloon

A balloon depicting President Donald Trump as a diaper-clad infant, snarling and clutching a phone in one of his tiny hands, entered the skies in London on Friday, and one CNN reporter’s coverage of it summed up the moment well.

The Latest Media Attack on Brett Kavanaugh Is Really Off-Base

As just about anyone could have predicted, there have been a multitude of negative stories about Supreme Court nominee Brett Kavanaugh after his Monday nomination, from the conspiratorial to the openly bigoted. But I thought I’d highlight two incidents of media bias that struck me as, well, just plain lame. A Wednesday Washington Post investigation …

Media: Trump and Kennedy Colluded (with Russia?) to Pick Kavanaugh

Brett Kavanaugh shakes hands with President Donald Trump

I hope you’re are buckled in, because I’m about to blow your f***ing minds. 1. President Donald Trump colluded with Anthony Kennedy to nominate Brett Kavanaugh We know this because of a tweet sent by NBC reporter Leigh Ann Caldwell claiming that “Kennedy and Trump/WH had been in negotiations for months over Kennedy’s replacement. Once …

Liberals Are Furious Over the Nomination of [Insert Name Here] to Supreme Court

Behold the rallying cry of a new generation of manufactured outrage: “Stop [blank]!” A crowd of protesters waited at the Supreme Court building Monday night, Resistance Markers in hand, ready to scrawl on their posters the name of Donald Trump’s nominee who would bring about the End Times. “They had all these Mad Lib signs,” …

Daily Beast Uncovers Devious Papist Plot to Destroy America: The Federalist Society

Kudos to The Daily Beast and reporter Jay Michaelson for uncovering a deep conspiracy to change America into a theocracy by placing Catholic extremists into the Supreme Court. Yes, that’s actually the gist of “The Secrets of Leonard Leo, the Man Behind Trump’s Supreme Court Pick.” The alternate headline is even more laughably overwrought: “The …

Miss America Swimsuit Ban Roils Pageant World

The pageant world is split over the decision to eliminate the swimsuit competition from Miss America. The Washington Free Beacon, which has covered the pageant closely since its early years, sides with those who believe it was a mistake for the pageant to take such a drastic turn from its roots. Let’s begin with some …

The Bloody Mary Garnish Gets Garish

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The subject of today’s A-hed in the Wall Street Journal is the Bloody Mary garnish boom—and I’m not talking about four olives instead of three.