10 Other Historical Events that Really Happened, According to Donald Trump


Donald Trump lives in the tallest, most luxurious towers, which enables him to see things most commoners can’t. On September 11, 2001, he bore witness as a massive mob gathered in New Jersey to celebrated the terrorist attacks, which Mr. Trump correctly predicted. The poorly managed, money-losing media conglomerates that cower in fear at the thought of a Trump presidency have refused to acknowledge this celebration took place. Anti-truth zealots will do anything to damage the credibility of a noble billionaire who tells it like it is.

Black Friday Special: 75 Swagtastic Hillary Clinton-Themed Gifts For The Holidays


There is a bulging boatload of politically themed merchandise for sale on the Internet. Even Lincoln Chafee got swag. There is, not surprisingly, a vast inventory of Hillary Clinton-themed merchandise for fans and detractors alike. Here are some of the hottest Hillary items money can buy, for all your holiday shopping needs:

‘Spotlight’ and ‘The End of the Tour’ Mini Review


There’s a sequence in Spotlight, the new movie chronicling the Boston Globe‘s efforts to uncover decades of child abuse by dozens of priests, during which the reporters working on the story wander through the streets of Boston, talking to victims of sexual abuse. The shots are framed in such a way that there’s almost always a symbol of …

Thanksgiving Week NFL Picks, with Pictures

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There is a lot to be thankful for this Thanksgiving. Personally, I am thankful that there will be no “pansy Marxist” millennials anywhere near me trying to get me to check my privilege while I drink and watch football all day.

How to Talk About Star Wars at Thanksgiving With Your Ignorant, Rebellion-Backing Uncle

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Tensions will apparently be running high this year at Thanksgiving. Weblogs as varied as the Washington Free Beacon and VOX DOT COM are offering guides on how to get through Turkey Day without brutally murdering your closest kin for daring to suggest that immigrants speak English, or whatever. But there’s one topic no one has really broached yet, one avenue of discussion no one has told us how to DOMINATE and DESTROY. And with the upcoming release of Star Wars Episode VII The Force Awakens And Then Hits Snooze Because Crap Man It Had Twelve Drinks Last Night, it’s a topic that’s more important than ever to have a handle on.

Fortunately, I’m all over it. Here’s the only guide you need in order to intelligently discuss Star Wars with your ignorant, backwards, space-terrorist-supporting uncle.

A couple of things to remember before engaging in any argument with an apologist for the Republic:

GUEST COLUMN: How to Talk to Your Pansy Marxist Nephew at Thanksgiving


Happy Thanksgiving and thanks for publishing my column. I’m a big fan of this holiday because few things are more American than boozing up and chowing down ’til your ankles swell and your corduroys pop. In between, you get to watch some football and share your thoughts on the trainwreck presidency of Barack Hussein Obama (hint hint).

Mini-Review: ‘Trainwreck’

All you need to be happy is to settle down and find a good mate: The Apatow Doctrine

It’s that wonderful time of the year when studios send screeners to critics in an effort to boost a movie’s chances of winding up in the discussion for end-of-year awards/best-of lists. Trainwreck, now available on home video and OnDemand, is one such movie.  I’ll be writing a few of these as the year winds down and I catch up on flicks I missed.

‘The Christmas Virtues,’ Available Now!

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Jonathan V. Last’s “Virtues Trilogy”—which began with the deadly virtues before moving onto the Dadly virtues—concludes in epic fashion today with the publication of The Christmas Virtues: A Treasury of Conservative Tales for the Holidays.

The Case for Permanent American Bases


In the now infamous press conference in Turkey last week, President Obama laid out his case against using American ground troops in Iraq and Syria. In the course of doing so, he tossed what he surely believed to be an argument-ending rhetorical grenade: the specter of “permanent occupation” as the necessary follow-on to American ground action.